Wednesday is upon us once more, and, this time, it’s an ordinary workday rather than a de facto college football holiday. Even though National Signing Day is in our rear view mirror, though, there’s still plenty to discuss and much to consider. After the jump, I’ll offer you a taste of the noteworthy news for your perusal as you quaff that initial cup of coffee and prepare to dive into your day, but, first, in honor of hailtogeorgia’s shocking revelation that Lawrence Welk publicly advocated marijuana use and vineyarddawg’s futile attempt to impugn the unassailable awesomeness of James T. Kirk, I give you William Shatner’s interpretation of "Rocket Man":

As noted by Senator Blutarsky, there recently has been some back-and-forth between Patrick Garbin and Michael Elkon regarding Mike Bobo. To some extent, this is simply a rehash of conversations previously had here at Dawg Sports, but, at the end of the day, the takeaway seems to be the point made on the most recent podcast: Coach Bobo’s offenses produce decent stat lines, but those pretty numbers aren’t translating into victories. This, it seems to me, is in marked contrast to the impact Todd Grantham and his defensive assistants have had, which appears very clearly to have translated into wins. The lesson, ladies and gentlemen, is what it always has been: Offense sells tickets, defense wins championships.
Several Georgia athletes earned honors this week, with Chris Foster and Morgann Leleux being recognized as the SEC men’s and women’s freshmen of the week in track and field and Krista Donald receiving conference freshman of the week distinction in women’s basketball.
Without really meaning to do so, Andy Staples has crystallized the quintessence of the Bulldogs’ recent gridiron struggles: Georgia’s 2009 recruiting class was rated sixth by Rivals on National Signing Day and slightly exceeded expectations by producing the country’s fifth-best on-field results, but No. 1 Alabama and No. 2 LSU lived up to the hype, while twelfth-ranked South Carolina shot all the way up to seventh when the games began. The problem isn’t so much that the ‘Dawgs have gotten worse, it’s that the rest of the league has gotten better.
While we’re on the subject of our SEC East rivals from Columbia---no, not the new SEC East rivals from the other Columbia; the old SEC East rivals from the familiar Columbia---it was reported at Team Speed Kills that a South Carolina legislator is backing a state law which would require the Gamecocks and the Tigers to continue their annual gridiron showdown for Palmetto State bragging rights in spite of the scheduling challenges posed by conference expansion. Gosh, if only there were some way conference expansion could work to preserve the Clemson-South Carolina rivalry. . . .
On the conference expansion front, Memphis reportedly will announce its move to the Big East later today. Given the Tigers’ basketball tradition and FedEx money, the move actually makes a fair amount of sense, and it represents the latest domino to fall in a process that likely will end in 16-team superconferences, the further subdivision of Division I programs, and . . . the "P"-word.
The Gym Dogs are No. 6 in this week’s national women’s gymnastics rankings, with dates upcoming against No. 3 Arkansas on February 10 and at No. 4 Florida on February 24. Speaking of sporting events taking place in Athens this Friday, the February 10 men’s tennis match against William & Mary has been moved from 4:00 p.m. Eastern to 2:30 p.m. Eastern.
Finally, though this bears no relationship whatsoever to University of Georgia athletics, I thought it worth noting that, about an hour after midnight this past Sunday night, Randy Travis was arrested on public intoxication charges when he was found with a wine bottle in a car parked in front of a Baptist church. Really, once you’ve stated the facts accurately, there’s not a lot left to say, is there?
That should get you up to speed this Wednesday morning. If there’s anything I missed, feel free to share it in the comments below. Don’t forget that I’ll be on ESPN Radio out of Fayetteville, Ark., at 2:30 p.m. Eastern today to discuss tonight’s men’s basketball game between the Georgia Bulldogs and the Arkansas Razorbacks.
Go ‘Dawgs!
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And, as usual...
… Picard does the absurd singing thing better.
vineyarddawg - February 8, 2012
I'm at work, so I can't watch it right now.
Is it the one where he sings in French to children in a crisis? ’Cause, yeah, that really says “leadership” to me!
The Shat is where it’s at!
(By the way, I didn’t know embedding had been disabled by requested until I checked it just now. Sorry for the inconvenience, but it’s worth your taking the time to follow through to watch it on YouTube. Trust me.)
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
If I'm not mistaken, it was a song recorded for Gene Roddenberry for a birthday celebration.
It is the video from which the following pictures come:


vineyarddawg - February 8, 2012
That is a great performance...
…but Shatner has a better body of work. His recent-ish cover of Pulp’s “Common People” is actually good (as opposed to kitschy good), and Ben Folds wrote the twisted anti-love song “In Love” specifically for Shatner. (Though, admittedly, his cover of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” is hilariously bad.)
Reasonable people can debate whether TNG was better than the original Star Trek, but William Shatner is clearly a cooler dude than Patrick Stewart.
Spears - February 8, 2012
The Shat? "Cooler?"
(Vineyarddawg’s head explodes)
Patrick Stewart describes his James Bond-type story idea with Ricky Gervais.
vineyarddawg - February 8, 2012
Oh, crap, you had to bring James Bond into this?
I got 99 problems, and vineyarddawg is directly related to 95 of ’em!
#FireVineyarddawg
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
(Note to self:
Get revenge on vineyarddawg by casting a girl to play him in the Dawg Sports movie; refuse to watch said movie on general principle, despite tankertoad’s protestations of its brilliance, because the real vineyarddawg was a guy.)
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
(Additional note to self:
If tankertoad complains too loudly about my refusal to see the girl version of the Dawg Sports movie, re-cast tankertoad for the sequel; make his character blond with a thick Irish accent, lock him in a lead-lined room, and force him to spend the entire movie watching his favorite soccer team lose to vineyarddawg’s, Mr. Sanchez’s, DavetheDawg’s, and RedCrake’s soccer teams until tankertoad’s team gets relegated.)
/tabled
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
You're a cruel man.
tankertoad - February 8, 2012
The only good thing in your water boarding post is -
MAN U AINT GETTING RELEGATED BITCHES.
In fact, Man U will soon be the EPL champion, again.
It’s been a bad week. And I know where you live.
tankertoad - February 8, 2012
You're only saying that because your team has been the best in the world since the end of WWII.
Everton has played more first division matches than any other team in England. And we ain’t getting relegated, either.
(And that’s about all we have in common with Manchester United, since we can beat Man City.)
vineyarddawg - February 8, 2012
Since 1990
the Florida of the EPL. And if we’re going “best in the world since the end of WWII” wouldn’t Real stake that claim?
Mr. Sanchez - February 8, 2012
"But I've seen everything."
He gets bonus points for playing along with Ricky Gervais, but Kate Winslet won all of Extras by giving phone sex advice and saying that she only made a Holocaust movie to win an Oscar… and then winning an Oscar for a Holocaust movie. Brilliant.
/veeringwildlyofftopic
Spears - February 8, 2012
Randy Travis story
(1) the author of the post capitalized neither “Baptist” nor “Christ”; (2) the author referred to wine as “the blood of christ [sic]”.
Oh, one more thing: italicizing “sic” includes an embedded “sic’em” of sorts.
NCT - February 8, 2012
(Additional note to self:
Make NCT the coolest character in the Dawg Sports movie as a reward for the fact that he gets aggravated over the things that aggravate me, which is a much better thing than going looking for things with which to aggravate me.)
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
#BradleyCooperforNCT
That was a casting recommendation, but he’s free to interpret that any way that suits him.
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
Two more things
(1) Glenn Campbell sang a song about it as the theme for an Eastwood/Orangutan movie sequel.
(2) That right there, in a nutshell, is one of the central existential conundra faced by my people: the identity juncture between that which one is and that which one wants (set against the backdrop of a need to get out of the house, both literally and metaphorically, once in a while).
NCT - February 8, 2012
Memphis moving to the Big East is just the next step in fulfilling their destiny of joining the SEC
The984 - February 8, 2012 via Android app
Given UGA's luck against Big East teams,
I want no part of them.
NCT - February 8, 2012
Agreed.
Besides, if we’re going to annex a Big East team, I want it to be Cincinnati, if only because I’d love to see that helmet logo in the Chick-fil-A Bowl.
T Kyle King - February 8, 2012
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