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3 months ago: INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 03: Official signage of the Lombardi Trophy and Super Bowl XLVI is seen on the exterior of the J.W. Marriott Indianapolis, which is serving as the Super Bowl Media center, is seen prior to Super Bowl XLVI between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots on February 3, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)
You know what today is? It's the most watched event in the world or something like that. The Super Bowl has moved beyond super and on to mega super incredible. I am sure they will screw up the national anthem somehow. In the meantime, UGA has won at lacrosse, equestrian, and tennis this weekend. And we always have a fine golf team. So, if you think your Daddy's UGA was some country school, you were right, just perhaps more country club.
So, what are your plans today? I think late reporting on Monday should be part of the Super Bowl, I mean, who wants to get up tomorrow morning early anyhow? Please share your day, your party plans and your food and drink recipes in the comments. I mean, not celebrating the Super Bowl is not bleeding your red, white, and blue!
And I am serious about the food and drinks - I have a friend on facebook that just posted a picture of some Cornish hen kabobs that are just blowing my mind. It's also a Game of Thrones marathon on HBO. Whatever your day is, please feel free to share.
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No matter what transpires today...
… this will still be the best Super Bowl commercial of all time.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Thumbnail rooting guide for tonight's football game:
All right, it’s not a real football game, but, hey, sometimes you have to make do with the NFL, even if only as a means to the end of the Ferris Bueller commercial.
The New York Giants’ roster includes former Georgia football player Danny “D.J.” Ware. The New England Patriots, despite their mascot, obviously do not love America, because they have no former Bulldogs on their roster. This year’s Super Bowl rematch pits former SEC quarterback Eli Manning against former Big Ten quarterback Tom Brady, a beloved wholesome middle-American icon who wears his hair in a way that would make a Geico caveman call him unkempt and has made it his habit indiscriminately to impregnate supermodels with his illegitimate offspring.
Yeah, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out which way I’m rooting, does it? For whom will the rest of you be pulling tonight?
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I dont like the Mannings. And as a play action guy - Brady and his OC are amazing.
I frankly don’t care either way, but I know the food is better at both teams home towns than here.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I'm not rooting for a team, per se...
… I’m just rooting for the commercials to not suck.
I hear Mike Bobo was the creative director for every Super Bowl commercial in 2012, however… so I expect boring and predictable fare, including one or two that are just “way out there” and make no sense.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Don't Care for Exhibition League Football much
but I have my crab stuffed peppers cooking, Diet Coke and Jack Daniels loaded in the truck (auburn sucks) and getting ready to head out for the nights festivities. Hope D.J. has a great game.
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
crab stuffed peppers? do tell. I have never had those before....
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Crab Stuffed Peppers
24 Large Jalapenos
8 oz cream cheese
8 oz sliced Crab meat
1/2 cup cheddar cheese
2 tsp Worcestershire Sauce
1/4 tsp garlic (give or take)
Tony Charcheres to taste
Hickory Smoked Bacon
1. Sliced the tops of the peppers and de-seed…remove the membranes and rinse…set aside
2. Mix Cream Cheese, Tony’s, Worcestershire, ans Garlic until blended
3. Stir in crab meat and Cheddar Cheese
4. Transfer mix to a pastry bag (or you can use a resealable ziploc and cut a hole in one of the corners). Squeeze the mix into the peppers
5. Wrap with bacon and secure with a toothpick
6. Bake at 350 degrees for 35- 50 minutes turning as needed (or grill on a hot grill) until bacon is crisp and peppers are tender.
7. Remove toothpicks, pour your fave beverage and enjoy
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
This is the greatest post ever at DS.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Deeply humbled
and I think you may have more bourbon in you than I have at this point..BUT MANY THANKS
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
That sounds fantastic!
Now I just have to figure out how to make it work with my diet… The bacon’ll have to go for sure (very sad panda here). Otherwise, if I get low fat versions of both kinds of cheese, it might be doable.
MidnightFrost1701 - February 6, 2012
I'm not going to admit that I have the Super Bowl pregame show on the TV...
… but I think I just saw a home video clip of Peyton Manning wearing a Georgia sweatshirt.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Backed that up on the DVR a few times.
That definitely was young Peyton Manning in a Georgia sweatshirt. Wild.
DocSkraynj - February 5, 2012 via mobile
If you can get that posted somehow, that would be cool.
I dont know how a person would do that.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I don't have the ability to do so :(
But someone else may.
DocSkraynj - February 5, 2012 via mobile
UGA wins!
Lady dogs just won. Doing very well in every sport that is not men’s basketball or perhaps gym.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Are there any former UGA players on either roster?
Swarles_Barkley - February 5, 2012
see Kyle's comment above
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Wow. I'm sorry. Totally should have read above.
Swarles_Barkley - February 5, 2012
no national anthem drama....
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Did it go over or under?
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
didnt get the line on national anthem failure...sure there is one though
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Do they ever actually play a game?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
There's a game tonight?
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
The coin toss is heads.
FREE PAPA JOHNS FOR EVERYBODY.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
pic fail................
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Monty Python "and there was much rejoicing" gif
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
So far, that non-Borat "Borat" film promo is leading for me as best commercial.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Cotton is out cold, didnt even make it to the kickoff. I think he makes a good point.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Interesting stat there
apparently you don’t have to be able to run the ball to be successful in football.
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
You just have to do what works.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Does not compute
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
Es ok.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
It's the era of the jacked up punter.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
wth is a bud light platinum? taking lame to a new level.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Bud Light Platinum?
What, no platinum-placed iguanas to introduce it?
Weak sauce.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I noticed they called out Danny Ware for missing a key block on the guy that sacked the QB on that 3rd down play.
… and that’s another Bulldog Point of Pride®!
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
They jinxed Brady by showing his wife.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
First score of the game is a safety!
PAY THE PROP BETTERS, JOHNNY.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
(Elton John King/Queen joke redacted.)
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Does he really need the money?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
If I was an elite superbowl QB - I would marry a Brazilian super model as well. It's the only way to go.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
lol
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
lol more. The college season is too fast and the NFL season is too long.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Ok, the M&M's naked commercial made me laugh.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
That words-with-friends moment cracked me up.
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
Yeah, it was clever, too.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I will not be surprised if LMFAO shows up at halftime.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Its America - Bud Light has the new bud light, and we got polar bears and coke.
As an Atlantan – I have no idea what the connection between polar bears and coke is.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
AWWWW THE POLAR BEAR IS A LIVERPOOL FAN...
… and he’s so stupid he has to be helped by a fan wearing a scarf in Everton colors.
/New favorite commercial
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
OMG - I drive a silverado, and I like apocalypse movies - nice one!
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Never Drive a Ford
(owner of a Silverado 1500 HD)
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
Madonna at halftime? HELLS YEA.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
...
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Serious.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
What is she, like 98?
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Well, I am not so young anymore myself.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
It has to be better than last year's atrocity, . . .
. . . that’s for sure!
(By the way, my wife just told me to record the halftime show.)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Mrs King knows what's up. Madonna is the ultimate feminist.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Afte a hip and a feminine personal part replaced
GO GIRL
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
You can't be a football player with the name Polite.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Yeah, a good player needs a good name.
Preferably 4 good names, like the Ole Miss alum Benjarvus Green-Ellis.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
You mean . . .
. . . “The Law Firm”?
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
WARNING!! WEB CONTENT UNRATED**!!
** – And stupid. And contains no nudity, like we just implied and all you 18-year-old teenagers just came here looking for.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
LIAM NEESON HAS ANOTHER MOVIE COMING OUT! HELLS YEA!
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
It won't be as good as "Punching Wolves."
Or whatever his current movie is named. I watched the trailer with the volume down, so I don’t really know what it’s about.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I still have a scheme to get Kyle to watch the A Team.
He is really missing out. That scene in the tank is absolutely hilarious. Murdock is funnier than heck. I am sure George Prepard would be very proud of the over the top nature and one liners, as well as Stephen Cannell (I read all his books btw)
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
No need for a scheme.
I’ve told you how. Memorize all Hannibal Smith’s lines, and, when Liam Neeson speaks, mute it and say the lines for him. I have no quarrel with Neeson as an actor, but I simply can’t countenance a foreign accent that thick in the mouth of a character so quintessentially American.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I got a plan. And Liam Neeson is still a fine American.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Camaro ads just seem wrong when they don't include Dave Wannstedt.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
LOL - GE makes beer. lol.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
If I won the lotto last night, I would buy a super bowl commercial.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
The Dawg Sports Super Bowl commercial . . .
. . . would rock!
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
We could even pull a GoDaddy.com . . .
. . . and tell viewers to come here and watch the rest of it! :)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
(SB Nation's servers crash at the mere mention of a Super Bowl commercial.)
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
LOL - Kyle is going to go off on you now. Thanks for taking the heat off me! lol.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Clearly, . . .
. . . we were typing at the same time! :)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Damn, dude, that was harsh!
Just for that, I’m going to come pee in your pool!
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Oh yeah?? I'll show you!
(Runs over and pre-emptively pees in own pool.)
(DAMMIT.)
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I don't swim in your toilet
Please don’t pee in my pool
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
You could swim in my toilet, and it wouldn't bother me in the slightest.
As for the pool, it’s not like it’s stagnant water. It’s chemically treated, it’s regularly cycled through a filtration system, and no one with any sense would drink it. Where’s the harm?
I’ve never understood why folks get uptight about pee in a pool.
T Kyle King - February 6, 2012
Tennessee football players don't understand, either.
Cherokee's Grip - February 6, 2012
See, you got where I was going. I would so totally do a DS commercial.
And I was also tell everyone to kiss my butt. People don’t know how to spend lotto money right.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
No, I'm totally right there with you.
Past a certain point, the only reason to want more money is to be able to tell people to bite a hog in the hindquarters.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I swear if I won 200M I would do a commercial saying just that.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Is it wrong that I just yelled at the TV...
… “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
/Has a pet peeve about peeing in the pool.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I work at the U of MD power plant, and we use 2 GE 10 MW turbines
And I can tell you without hesitation, they’re sh*t. They have several serious engineering problems which GE has failed to resolve after 5+ years.
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
No way dude, GE makes bud light.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
How do you feel about
their aircraft engines? On second thought…maybe I don’t wanna hear this.
DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
If you only knew...
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
You know the aircraft manufacturers leave it up to the buyer to pick engines?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Yeah
that’s why you might see a Rolls Royce on a 757 just as easily as you might see a
Briggs and StrattonGE.DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
All I could think during the GE commercial is...
They paid 0 in taxes last year. Ugh.
DocSkraynj - February 5, 2012 via iPhone app
Was it that they "paid" zero taxes or that they
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
owed zero taxes?
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/25/business/economy/25tax.html?_r=1&ref=business
DocSkraynj - February 5, 2012 via iPhone app
Madonna:
via wiki
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
All true...
… but if I wanted a grandmother juking and jiving onstage, I’d have contracted Tina Turner to do the halftime show.
/hawt
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
That would rock.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I'd like to see Dwight Eisenhower and Tina Fey do the halftime show.
/IkeandTina’d
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
JAMES BROWN COMMERCIAL!
Best UGA exposure of the night.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Remember when Kyle asked what song would you have played if you got an once in a life time at bat?
Yea – it was me that said Sex Machine.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
How the hell did VW get rights to use Star Wars - thats not american.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I hear Volkswagen . . .
. . . manufactured most of the technology in Darth Vader!
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
(Yes, that means that, if you're watching "Star Wars" . . .
. . . and Vader comes on screen, you can punch the person beside you and say, “Black one.”)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
you know what...
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Too many Gators
on New England’s roster. Go Giants.
I hate Florida.
DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
As smart as I aint on footbaw, this is why I don't bet on games. I would have picked the Patriots.
How can you know Brady is going to take a safety?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Bejeebus my tv just busted.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
You know, I was really hoping that at some point during this night...
… we would get a good close-up of David Beckham’s undercloth’ed crotch.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
That was really unamerican.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
So was half of South Beach.
DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
Polar bears and Beethoven's fifth. Coke.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
See, that's how we know the polar bear is an Everton fan.
Except if he were a true Toffee, he would have dropped the Coke and watched it pour out all over the ice while exclaiming that the Liverpool bear’s Coke probably sucked, anyway.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Am I the only person surprised by the use of the song "Pumped Up Kicks"?
It features such lyrics as “better run better run, faster than my bullet” and “better outrun my gun”
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
They used "get down with OPP" in an add. People dont really pay attention to what they are listening too.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
This, by the way, . . .
. . . is how we all became Soulja Boy fans in 2007.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I knew you would go there.
/they didnt use the lyrics, just the music…
lol
I should be at your house.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
For the record
I was never EVER a soulja boy fan. I hated seeing our players dance to it on the sidelines, and I didn’t (and still don’t) even know the lyrics.
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
The lyrics are offensive, . . .
. . . but I can’t say I was bothered by hearing the music played, without the lyrics, while our players spontaneously enjoyed playing football during a TV time out. Then again, I wasn’t offended by anything A.J. Green did in the end zone against LSU, either.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
For the record - UGA is the original silver britches.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Chevy is really kicking ass.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
George Lucas with another Star Wars version - totally surprised.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
You know, it's really funny...
… when you watch the movie in 3D, Anakin actually loses the pod race and the Jedi get stranded on Tatooine for the rest of the movie.
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vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Tatooine comes up a lot -
to be a secret pirate planet, everyone seems to know about it.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Is the 3rd dimension the good plot dimension?
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
OMG IRON MAN 3!!!!! With huh, every comic book hero ever apparently.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
AVENGERS COMMERCIAL FTW!
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
Ok, seriously, if ALL the super heroes are together, how can there be a bad guy? I mean, Cobra really sucked.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
/Surprise heel turn
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Loki is the villain in this one.
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
Just say "Hulk, kill" and there ya go. Sit back and have a drink.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
If you are going to use a Bulldog, damnit, g with English or American, but not a french one.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I was still yelling, "GO DAWGS..."
… so I guess it worked for me.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
That was, um, . . .
. . . an effective flower commercial right there.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
There were flowers?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I think he's talking about the sex commercial.
That’s what they were selling, right?
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Madonna?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Dude.
Seriously, I’m about to throw up.
1985 called. It wants its libido back.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
you're a hater.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
And yet, his point is still valid.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I would so go out with Madonna.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Dennis Rodman has been there, dude.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
That was a serious buzz kill.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
You make good money.
You can afford to take a gal out without needing the benefit of her AARP discount.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
hater. you still got that pent up teenage angst going.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Hey hey hey, now!
/damnwhippersnappers.
DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
Kyle is older than me. I think he has issues.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Yes.
One of them is an issue with the thought of having sexual relations with a really, really old chick who hasn’t aged well.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Imma rec that.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
She is a workout machine. She has aged exceptionally well.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
We will agree to disagree upon that point.
On the plus side, you don’t have to worry about me poaching Madonna from you, so you’ve got that going for you. Which is nice.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I dont have to agree, you're not the boss of me!
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I'm really sorry to everybody else here...
… but this requires an intervention.
Dude:
And, I repeat, Dennis Rodman.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
That's just wrong man.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
That's what we're trying to tell you, man!
:)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Y'all are haterz cause you know she would whoop your tails.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
You know what's pink . . .
. . . and white and red and yellow?
Madonna’s headboard.
/DennisRodman’d
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I loved the cars.com commercial.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Today is special because I now know my g/f isnt my g/f anymore. Not joking.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
oof. Sorry, dude.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Well, she went on a cruise last week (planned well before me) - would have got back yesterday. Still havent got a call. I guess that clarifies.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Sorry, man.
I think you should give out her name, phone number, and embarrassing personal details in next year’s Super Bowl commercial.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I would like to see Reece Davis and Al Michaels do a game.
I was wondering if Chris Collingsworth had gotten better, and he hasnt.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I don't even think this is really Cris Collingsworth.
I think they’re just playing Madden ’10 clips.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
He sounds like he has been hitting the likker a little bit.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Mike Bobo is baffled . . .
. . . by the way New England keeps throwing to the extra-blocker-on-the-edge-of-the-line guys. What are they called, again?
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Tightass, I think.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
extra blocker on the edge of line guys....lol. EBOTEOLG.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
But he lovvvvved the decision to run tiny little Woodhead up the middle after passing their way to the goal line.
Even though it didn’t work (IT NEVER WORKS, MIKE).
DocSkraynj - February 5, 2012 via iPhone app
yea, this.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Do they really need to put a disclaimer of “Do not Attempt” when flinging a baby through the air?
samxrm - February 5, 2012
freaking lawyers.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
:)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Doritos.
However, I don’t think anyone enjoys them this much.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
A super bowl commercial of me and Cotton
Saying “Kiss our buttocks” and a side bar to DS……man, that would be so worth the million.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I would vote for this commercial in every "best Super Bowl commercial" poll.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I'm sure an Alabama fan will show up and question me. But I aint joking. I'd do it.
I don’t need 20 cars or a 10,000 square foot house. 1 minute of tv time – so, so worth it. Cotton and I.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Is it just me, or is their description of Jason Pierre-Paul . . .
. . . basically the Richard Tardits story?
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I think it's just discrimination against the French.
Not that they’re going to put up much of a fight against that kind of thing. Or any other kind of thing.
/France surrenders
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
A YellaWood Super Bowl commercial?
That must’ve taken Jimmy Rane’s last million, with a little help from whatever change Bobby Lowder could shake out of his couch cushions.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
It was the local NBC station's time...
… so presumably not nearly as expensive.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Ah.
Understood.
Good. I’m glad to know Auburn still has money with which to pay players.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Holy smoke!
John Rocker?!?!
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Finally Madonna!!
..I think I’ll go wash my cat
samxrm - February 5, 2012
Are you saying that Madonna has a...
… you know what, I think I’ll just decline to finish that question.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I WIN THE INTERNET _
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Hey, it's guys in armor.
MADONNA IS COMING.
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vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Y'all so didnt get it. Madonna knows how to perform, and she has the resources. There is no way this halftime show would be a failure.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Except to the considerable extent . . .
. . . that all Super Bowl halftime shows are failures.
To be fair, though, it was destined to be better than last year’s.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Was last year's show the Black-eyed Failure?
’Cause that might have been the worst SB halftime show ever. I mean, at least the wardrobe failure halftime show had nudity.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Yea, the BEPs really sucked.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
My bad for the belated response, vineyarddawg, . . .
. . . but tankertoad is right. Last year’s Super Bowl halftime show was an all-time low, so much so that I tweeted endlessly about how much it sucked.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Well, this one isnt. ANd the internet owes me 1000 million dollars for saying LMFAO would be in the halftime show.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
You spoke too soon.
This just got out of hand.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
It's riding the edge, but still performed well.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Yeah, she lost me . . .
. . . at that leg-in-the-air push-up thing.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
The costume designer for the Roman Empire sequence . . .
. . . of “History of the World, Part I” has just hired me to sue Madonna for copyright infringement.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
You against Madonna's counselors? I love ya man.....
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Toni Basil has just hired me . . .
. . . to sue Madonna, as well.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I'll give Madonna props for knowing how to put on a respectable show...
… but it looks like she’s trying to be Lady Gaga up there or something.
(And yes, I realize how stupid that sounds since Madonna was performing probably before Gaga was born… but still.)
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Lady Gaga wishes she was Madonna. And seriously, this is a good show in terms of performance
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
It is a good show in terms of performance, . . .
. . . but Madonna is nothing if not derivative, so vineyarddawg makes a good point.
Her whole career has been built on successfully ripping off everyone from Cyndi Lauper to Marilyn Monroe. That’s not a criticism; it’s an accurate statement of the basis for her success. Creative theft of popular culture + sluttiness = profit!
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
It's a
fact!
Cherokee's Grip - February 5, 2012
Ok, CeLo and Madonna with Like a Prayer - now we hit failure.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
This is what I've been saying.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
I'll give you one thought on Madonna:
Betty White minus 25 years.
GO.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Like a Prayer was a really deep song (for Madonna) and now the sell out..........
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
"World Peace"?
Didn’t see that one coming. . . .
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Is it ok to use that phrase any more?
I mean, don’t they have to pay royalties to Ron Artest for using part of his name now?
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Somebody mentioned Betty White?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I LOVE BETTY WHITE.
That is all.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
So, you can love Ms White, but I cant love Madonna?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Yes, . . .
. . . because I’m pretty sure vineyarddawg doesn’t want to bump uglies with Betty White.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Bingo.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
FWIW - I am just here, like a basketball game, to provide humor for Florida blogs.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Bob Costas just mentioned it was an indoor stadium . . .
. . . which reminded me of the best Super Bowl halftime show ever: Prince playing “Purple Rain” in the rain.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
+2 internets to you sir.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Clint doing a Detroit commercial. Now somebody gets shot.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Did they forget to mention that Chrysler is now an Italian company?
(Owned by Fiat.)
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
wassa chrysler?
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I bet Clint Eastwood . . .
. . . would bump uglies with Betty White.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Thats messed up man.
(have you seen his daughter, she should so marry me)
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
See?
Now that would be appropriate!
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Can you imagine this scene....
“Mr Eastwood, I would like your permission to marry your daughter.”
It gets all f’d up after that.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Holy shit. Detroit bought Clint. I feel like killing some terrorists.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
What, you were only doing it halfheartedly before? :)
I’m not sure for whom that commercial made me sadder: Clint, Detroit, or America. Frankly, it was a pathetic display of false machismo on behalf of all three.
Clint’s 106, Detroit’s day has been done for 30 years, and we’re on the back nine as a superpower. That pretentious pep talk was weak, and did nothing but remind me of how tragic it is that the best days are gone for all of us.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Yep. I think you read into my sarcasm.
Sadly, it was better than any of our presidential….we dont do politics here…….
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
No, . . .
. . . but you’re right.
(It’s not really political when it’s a nonpartisan, issue-neutral commentary on our political leadership as a whole.)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
That Tom Brady picture . . .
. . . made him look like “Dexter.”
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Oh bejusus that's why I dont like you Collingsworth - stop telling me about back in the day when you got your ass kicked.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Game over.
The Patriots blowout is underway.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
And my never placed bet comes around.
I will take the machine over the hype pretty much every time.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Are all the good commercials done now, too?
Can I go back to finishing off season 7 of my Voyager re-watching exercise?
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
We got a local Wichita commercial - sweet
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
I have learned the ladies liked the Beckham commercial. I guess I wasnt the demo.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
He has that fancy, refined* British accent. The ladies can't resist it.
* – for the purposes of the average ignorant American, a cockney accent is “fancy and refined.”
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I guess payback is hell -
thing is, I dont know who was in the flower commercial. But we know who was in the beckham commercial.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Adriana Lima.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Oh, a Brazilian super model?
Totally surprised.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
You're a good man, vineyarddawg.
I had no idea who she was. (I didn’t know who the guys were in the Christina Aguilera commercial, either.) Just for that, I may extend your free pass to talk about soccer for another
monthweekdayhourfive minutes.T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
It's embarrassing to admit...
… but I follow Pat Forde on teh twitterz, and he tweeted it.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
I blame Michael Caine.
DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
Let me tell you - "tater" is sleeping well. I mean he is seriously sawing logs. I guess this super bowl crap is over rated -
and I can back it up, because in the UGA-UF game, he hid under a blanket.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Didn’t care for the car, although it did have a nice color scheme
samxrm - February 5, 2012
Awww... Liverpool bear is walking alone.
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
Guess who won today? lol
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Guess who didn't? lol
vineyarddawg - February 5, 2012
The polar bear is one of the meanest animals around - not sure how that translates to cute.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
It's that way with all bears.
Polar, grizzly, koala, panda . . . they’re all mean as all get-out, but folks think they’re cute.
People need to read more Faulkner.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
A polar bear will mess you up....
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Thank God
a John Stamos commercial. Now I can die.
DavetheDawg - February 5, 2012
Blackburn just took everyone out......ouch
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
At work, we have a saying
GE: imagine if it worked…
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
I used to miss "Seinfeld."
Every time a member of the “Seinfeld” cast makes a public appearance, I miss it a little less.
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
Chris and Al took off their coats together. Need to sit up straight on the tv.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Ouch, they just played a Bombardier commercial in Wichita. Damn
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Ok, the Bud Light "here wego" commercial is the best one so far
MDDawg - February 5, 2012
um, this is a good game and stuff. NYG with a FG to go ahead........
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Shit
Its the Paul Johnson let em score move!!!!!
RedCrake - February 5, 2012 via mobile
It all goes back to that safety. The whole game was built on the safety.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
Petrino math really does work!
RedCrake - February 5, 2012 via iPhone app
no kidding.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
on top of which
The Pats are playing much like Tech did on that subsequent drive.
RedCrake - February 5, 2012 via iPhone app
That was a quality Super Bowl
Now for 7 months of no football.
RedCrake - February 5, 2012 via mobile
G game, S&C, crazy - football never ends.
tankertoad - February 5, 2012
because of this
i haz a big sad.
podunkdawg - February 5, 2012
odd...
That ending reminded me of a certain UGA-Tech game…
sippyjuice - February 5, 2012
The funny thing is . . .
. . . that’s what a boring ending to a Giants-Patriots Super Bowl looks like!
(By the way, there’s an important difference between this Super Bowl and that Georgia-Georgia Tech game: Tom Brady is a better passing quarterback than the last 15 Yellow Jacket signal callers combined!)
T Kyle King - February 5, 2012
And I'm assuming he can count to four
But you have to admit the wide receivers inability to catch a pass that hit them in the hands was very Techesque
RedCrake - February 5, 2012 via mobile
/reggieball'ed
Dawg2011 - February 5, 2012
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